“The main guy, Ken, said, ‘Are you ready for the live sex show?’ We were like, ‘OK.’”
— Northwestern student Jason Smith, recounting watching a woman being penetrated by a “fucksaw” in an optional session of his Human Sexuality class. The Daily Northwestern bravely printed the name of the sex toy in question. But the Tribune had the better quotes, including this one from the Northwestern flak: “The university supports the efforts of its faculty to further the advancement of knowledge.”